Welcome to the life and times of Ophelia Nope, Washington D.C.'s most well known crisis manager and undercover crisis. Fixing things with the help of her questionable, unquestioning associates - gladiators in suits, willing to do whatever, wheenver, however nonsensical in may seem to you (if it's in the script, it can't be wrong.)

BOOK/LYRICS/MUSIC by Janice Lagata